The Bush Years

 

What Went Wrong

 

 

Bush was throned

Cheney was chosen.

There were a few blackouts

But no snow, at least

That’s what he said.

The past was off limits

And so was the future.

Reporters became courtesans

Bill O settled out of court.

Rush “Painkiller” Limbaugh

Made millions.

The rich got richer

The poor poorer

And that was great for America.

One city went under water

While others died of thirst.

The west went up in flames.

Condi went shopping.

Trent Lott lost his mansion

And became a man of the people.

Larry Craig took a wide stance on the tissues

And became a man’s man.

Science was re-written

By preachers and politicians.

Dennis Miller made a joke of it all

And wasn’t funny.

Mayor Koch wanted a President with balls

But forgot about brains.

Fox News stayed on message

Slap happy liars one and all.

Daddy Bush cried on TV

You guys are so mean to George.

A million little lies

Added up to a million dying.

Scalia scolded us

Get over it!

Mission Accomplished.

Bushie, you did a heck of a job.