Rupert

 

I sing the praises of Rupert

That grand old Aussie

 Rupe’s the man

He can buy and sell anyone.

He’s the media mogul

Who owns politicians outright

And pulls the strings

Of the puppets on Fox News.

I sing the praises of Rupert

Watching my News stock soar

He knows which side the bread is buttered

And where the bodies are buried.