The Big Gypper

The Big Gypper

 

We have so much to thank you for.

The firing of those pesky patco controllers

Leading the way

For the annihilation of unions.

You made the rich richer

And the poor poorer.

You convinced us we had it made

With the crumbs from your table.

You were the great communicator

Declaring greed is good.

You showed those welfare queens

Who was king.

 

 

 

Tempest in a Tea Party

 

Tempest in a Tea Party

 

 

Ready to boil over

Ready to bolt.

If the tea is too tepid

The crazy get elected.

 

GUNS

Guns

 

Rat a tat tat

Playing with plastic guns

Running with rubber knives

Growing up to go to war

Domestic or foreign

Just like that.

A Thousand Points of Fright

 

 

You could see it in his shiftless eyes.

His Dad had tried

To keep him from his demons

But in the end

The demons won

And we lost.

 

Does Karl Rove Come From France?

Does Karl Rove Come From France?

 

It’s hard to say. He does have

A cone head. And I can imagine

Him downing a six pack without

Removing the cans from their plastic sleeve.

 

Fox News Asks The Tough Questions

 

Is he a socialist

Or a communist?

A fascist

Or a Marxist?

Is he the antichrist

Or an anarchist?

Is he Hitler in blackface?

A white black racist

Or a black white racist?

I bet he pals around with terrorists.

 

They are carrying signs

Advancing on the capital

Laying siege to D.C.

The great screaming Santelli

Is having a kanipshin fit

On live TV.

 

An uprising of Fox followers

Wait for Glenn Beck

To give them their marching orders.

Rupert

 

I sing the praises of Rupert

That grand old Aussie

 Rupe’s the man

He can buy and sell anyone.

He’s the media mogul

Who owns politicians outright

And pulls the strings

Of the puppets on Fox News.

I sing the praises of Rupert

Watching my News stock soar

He knows which side the bread is buttered

And where the bodies are buried.