Poem of the Day

The Executioner

  

In Istanbul the executioner had a fountain

To wash away the blood

Clean the tools of death 

Wash away the guilt, perhaps.

 

They said he mocked

The woman set to die

On his watch.

In Texas the executioner’s fountain

Is full of blood.

The hands of the executioner

Are soft and white

The fingernails long and delicate.

 

Marco Rubio's drinking problem

Marco Rubio's response to the state of the union was almost as disastrous as that of the jackal of
Louisiana, Bobby Jindal.

Marco Stupido looked like he was trying to steal the bottle of water. Maybe no one would notice -
I'm just on national TV.

It's a shame what's happened to John McCain. Once a respected moderate, he seems to have gone off the deep end.  A war hero, he was a Navy crash dummy, wrecking multiple jets. Now he's just a Republican dummy, wrecking legislation.

Old man McCain and old lady Lindsey Graham are out on their yard yelling again.  Obsessed with conspiracies and re fighting the Iraq war, they spend their time trying to prove they were right. The more they shout the more rediculous they seem.

Speaking of re fighting the Iraq war, here's another classic Dick poem by the unknown poet.

Premature Withdrawal

 

A very big mistake

To withdraw prematurely
So says the Dick
A huge mistake
A sudden collapse
An awful sight
One would have to say
There would be no going back
Into that warm, inviting
Dark hole.

 

Poem of the day

 

Living In George Bush’s America

 

You there,

Endangered species

Your days are numbered.

It’s great to be rich

Isn’t it?

 

And you, over there,

You don’t look right.

I think you need

To be detained

Indefinitely.