Ode to Dick

Ode to Dick

 

You are the symbol

We all look up to

The all and the mighty

A hard drinking fighting man’s man

You Wyoming womanizer you.

 

Rise up, oh Dick

Recharge your pacemaker once more

The democrats want to deflate you

Those whimpering pussies.

But we know what you’re made of, dear old Dick

We’ve seen our bank accounts

Surge like an oil gusher

Thanks to you and your war.

 

You’re quick on the trigger

And you’ll shoot friend or foe

That much we know.

You carry a big stick

A strong, silent type of Dick

And you swing it like you’re Mick.

 

We love you Dick

That’s our song

And we sing it proudly.

We love Dick

We love Dick

He’s our man

To hell with the Democrats

Next stop Iran!

 

 

 

Notorius B.I.E.B. gets sprung from the big house

The Bieber served a lengthy sentence of 4 hours.

What did we ever do to you, Canada?

Wha a Rush

What a Rush

 

by the unknown poet

 

In the paper today news of

Rush Limbaugh’s 400 million

Dollar contract,

His listeners lucky

To make 40 grand a year

While he convinces them

To vote him another raise.

There’s a sucker born

Every minute

And by my count

Every one of his listeners.               

 

I am not a crook. I am not a witch. I am not a bully.

What do these three statements have in common?